the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
These tits shall not be calmed
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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