I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
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