He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
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Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
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It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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