butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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