watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
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you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
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I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
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