Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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