if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
As shirtless as possible
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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