Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
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Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
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And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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