I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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