seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
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