So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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