Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
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Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
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We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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