Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
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im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
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You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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