In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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