Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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