Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Randomize
