How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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