I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
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i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
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He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
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