Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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