maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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