Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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