it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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