weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
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