She is in my trunk
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
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after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
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Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Come on in and take your pants off
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