New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
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We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
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I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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