sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I have tasted many bathrooms
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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