Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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