so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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