Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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