You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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