What did we do last night that was yellow?
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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