Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
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Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
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LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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