haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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