remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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