I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
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Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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