: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
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If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
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i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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