is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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