I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
How's work?
Spinning.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Randomize
