Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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