I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
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I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
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in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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