Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I forgot how hot balto sounded
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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