I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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