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oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
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the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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