I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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