he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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