I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
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Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
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He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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