Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
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After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
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They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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