Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
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So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
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I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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