i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I would ride that face into the sunset
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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