Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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