were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
