Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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