Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
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