Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
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I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
You made out with two different species that night
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
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I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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