Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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