these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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