What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
The cops high fived after they tackled you
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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