I look better un-naked...
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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