What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Why did my mother make you get naked?
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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